Poof! (this is a special effect)
Scott suddenly finds himself the size of an ant. And that's bad timing, because at the same time, Luis enters the bathroom... and is about to take a bath! But since Luis is stupid, he turns on the water... without putting the plug in. Yes, Luis is so stupid that he doesn't even know how to take a bath. That's where we are. Anyway: the water rushes in, takes Scott with him, and he finds himself, after many adventures, crossing in his miniaturized form many places in the neighborhood, including a bar where there is fax lists dancing (and full of late-night revelers while in the bathroom, it was broad daylight, interesting). Our hero is therefore afraid, dodges as best he can, and incidentally discovers that he is very, very resistant in this form despite his small size. But the most mysterious thing is that he hears a voice in his headphones:
" Hahaha... so, Scott, are we having fun? Are you finding out what my suit can do? Don't worry, I'll contact you soon... "
Yes, finally your jumpsuit, he's shitting in it, my good man, you would be very urbane to give him more explanation than " See you on the bus " if you don't want to end up with the smallest turd in the world as a friend (which he could pass off as an allegory of the minimalist movement, that said, and make a few millions in a gallery, but I digress once again).
Scott, all panicked, decides that he doesn't want this jumpsuit; it seems like too much trouble, no pun intended. So he takes it off, puts it in a bag, and goes back to the house where he stole it to put it back in the vault. Except, the second he leaves the house... he's met by half the local police force. So Scott is taken to the police station, where he languishes in a cell under the contemptuous gaze of his wife's new partner, who, yes, is in the police force.
" Your family thought you'd changed, Scott, your wife and daughter are going to be sooooo disappointed.
" "It's not what you think...
" "Oh yeah, Scott? What is it? I mean, I don't care, tonight I'll be the one naked in your house, making love vigorously against the dresser in...
" "Don't touch my wife!
" "Your wife? What... ah! Yes, I... I was talking about your wife, of course I... yes. Um. All that."
But luckily, someone plays an interruption card! Scott is suddenly informed that he needs to see his lawyer. But... he doesn't have a lawyer!
He is therefore very surprised when he discovers Mr. Pym waiting for him for a little chat while ants cover the security camera of the closet where they are.
What happens if he presses them?
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