While on my side we're surprised by something else

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About fifteen guys (well, yeah! $26 million for a dino, but $199 for security) armed with nets and dinosaur tasers head into the jungle in the direction of the GPS signal of our good friend, the I-Rex. Except that when they arrive there... no I-Rex in sight! However, on the ground, a small piece of meat. But what the... ho!

"  Guys! " the patrol leader reports. "The I-Rex ripped out its own GPS implant! And it's still fresh!"

At the control PC, they exclaim: "  He's really very intelligent! He remembers where we placed his chip! "

where was the chip placed, that he could rip it out on his own? It's a bit stupid, isn't it? Or maybe he's really very flexible and I'm sure a Chinese circus will make good use of it. And otherwise, a small detail, but like this, eh: HOW DOES A DINOSAUR KNOW WHAT A GPS IMPLANT IS AND WHEN IT HAS TO REMOVE IT?

Well, I'm just saying, again, eh. Perhaps, between two sheep carcasses, they had also phone number list brought down some electronics manuals into the enclosure, which the I-Rex was reading by the fire while smoking a pipe. Who knows.

In any case, things are going badly for the containment team, which is very surprising, I agree. Because, imagine that not only can the I-Rex make itself invisible to thermal cameras... but it can also change color at will! But yes! Oh well, that would have been practical to show it to potential visitors. "  Sorry, there it is camouflaged. Ah, I think I see it giving us the finger from a bush ." ​​So, it springs out of a thicket, falls on the poor crooks caught in its ambush (because it also knew that they were following the GPS, obviously! The crook has read Sun Tzu!), and devours them while their weapons do absolutely nothing to it.

Next time: Bring some weapons that work on dinosaurs, guys. In a park with dinosaurs, they might come in handy.

From the control PC, the team witnesses the massacre, and Masrani decides to act by ordering a level 1 alert, the closure of attractions near the place where the beast is prowling, and the regrouping of all visitors in the heart of the park while waiting for things to calm down.

But meanwhile, what about Hormonax and Ritalin? I can sense you're eager to know more: they're obviously on the north side of the island, not far from where the I-Rex is causing havoc. And they're on a particularly stupid ride: a sort of small transparent ball that allows you to travel peacefully among herbivores. I don't know about you, but in my early youth, I was never allowed to drive a vehicle in an amusement park outside of a track. Well, here, not only is Hormonax driving, but there are no tracks, and the thieves are walking among triceratops and diplodocuses. With a video screen on board that tells them "  The important thing is your safety! This ball can withstand a .50 caliber bullet! " At the same time, dinosaurs rarely use guns. And if a diplodocus falls on your face, I doubt you'd stop it with a window.